February 2012
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Buffy the Vampire Slayer 3x07 - Revelations
BUFFY I wouldn’t use the word dating, but I am going out with somebody. Tonight, as a matter of fact. WILLOW Really? Who? FAITH Yo, what’s up? Hey, time to motorvate. BUFFY Really, we’re just good friends.
My present to you, Fuffy shippers.
GILES That was bracing. BUFFY Interesting lady. Can we kill her? GILES I think the council might frown upon that.
What is that...
What What!
I got a 96 on my first test for this semester!
YESSSSS
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Poop Talk
On the plus side of life the platonic ideal of a turd just came out of my ass.
Polling the Night Shift
There’s been this one last dangling thread of unfinished business regarding stupidface and I involving money from a joint bank account I found out had been closed a few months ago when I texted her saying that I was going to close it and send her half. She texted back saying that she closed it a few months ago and that she’d send me half… but could I give her a week. Seriously....
NEXT ART CHICAGO CANCELLED
absurdlakefront:
chicagoart:
BREAKING NEWS: NEXT ART CHICAGO CANCELLED
via Chicago Tribune,
“We just received word that the long-running Art Chicago fair, which was going to be combined this year with the NEXT Fair (with a rebranded name of Next Art Chicago), has been canceled. An email from organizers informs us that, “After a thorough analysis of the art fair landscape, Merchandise Mart...
“All Israeli settlements are contrary to international law”
– U.N. Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon
“A Jerusalem monastery, built on the site where tradition says the tree used in...”
– Price tag graffiti daubed on Jerusalem monastery | Reuters
Buffy the Vampire Slayer 3x06 - Band Candy
So we’ve established The Mayor as a sniffer
CORDELIA Actually, I’m looking forward to it. I do well on standardized tests. What? I can’t have layers?
Cordelia has layers, like a parfait.
GILES I’m doing it to test your awareness of an opponent’s location during a fight in total darkness. Now, wait five seconds and then throw the ball at me. BUFFY You ran...
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Koch Brothers, Allies Pledge $100 Million At... →
bacon-beer-and-boobs:
wilwheaton:
At a private three-day retreat in California last weekend, conservative billionaires Charles and David Koch and about 250 to 300 other individuals pledged approximately $100 million to defeat President Obama in the 2012 elections.
I wonder what would happen if these pigfuckers would spend $100 Million to actually improve the lives of the 99%, instead of...
I HAVE AN ITCH UNDERNEATH A CALLUS ON MY BIG TOE.
WHERE IS MY PED EGG I WILL GRATE THE FUCK OUT OF YOU TOE.
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Buffy the Vampire Slayer 3x05 - Homecoming
CORDELIA I think we should get a limo. XANDER A limo? CORDELIA Yeah! XANDER A big, expensive limo?
So except for the big fluking, Xander doesn’t do anything that pisses me off in this episode. He’s actually quite sympathetic. Nobody, least of all Cordelia, seems to give a shit that he’s poor and limos are not something he can afford. Again, except for the fluking. Which...
“Gov. Pat Quinn gave Mayor Rahm Emanuel something he wanted Monday: the power to...”
– Quinn signs Emanuel’s speed cameras bill into law - chicagotribune.com
I do not like this.
God damn I wish my cat understood English so I could yell shut up at him and be mad for him not obeying.
Instead I am just very frustrated.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer 3x04 - Beauty and the...
WILLOW Now, he’s had his 2:00 feeding, and, uh, after sunrise, if he forgets where his clothes are, they’re on top of the file cabinet in his cage. I put those towels up for privacy. XANDER Uh, no worries. I can handle the Oz Full Monty. I mean, not ‘handle’ handle, like ‘hands to flesh’ handle. WILLOW Mm, okay. Well, it’s not for you. It’s...
Anonymous asked: Any porn recommendations?
Anonymous asked: What were your first impressions the first time you had your fingers inside a vagina? Did it feel like you expected? What's your favorite article of clothing?
youcouldfuckingkissme replied to your post: INTERESTING BODY FACT GO.
That sounds both cute and unpleasant. I think because you said snuggle. Is why it sounds cute.
It makes for an awkward request if I’m tied up in a cold room.
mollypeck replied to your post: Anybody want to ask me questions?
Ask me one that we should both/can both answer?
Total cop-out, molly. List your broken bones, leaving off anything that you don’t want to talk about, of course. Injuries can be traumatic. Only the funny stories unless you feel so inclined.
I’ve broken my left arm twice, once falling off the back of a couch when I was...
bluesjumpedtherabbit asked: INTERESTING BODY FACT GO.
withrevolutionarycries replied to your post: Anybody want to ask me questions?
three things you think are totally overrated. three people you think are totally underrated.
1. Advice telling you to disregard consequences and live in the moment, anything that can be called “edgy”, and paper books.
2. Erica Lord, female comedians, and Yoko Ono.
Anonymous asked: I'm tripping face. What do you think would be interesting for a consumable time span, if you were in my position? In a semi-intelligent form.
michegoss replied to your post: Anybody want to ask me questions?
i got stood up. any ideas for light-hearted revenge/nudging?
Pamper yourself and they can go fuck themselves. I like bath and body products but your mileage may vary.
Anybody want to ask me questions?
Sobriety is being particularly boring tonight and I need something to alt+tab to while transcribing notes.
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“I don’t keep all my contacts in my hymen, so call me when my cunt can send...”
– Glossylalia
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
NEW JERSEY ROCK IT COME ON.
DAMN IT HIT HIM SOONER!
STRESS
We’ve reached the portion of the evening where I yell HIT HIM! at my laptop.
GO GIANTS!
milkeemountainmama:
note-a-bear:
sexartandpolitics:
minou replied to your post:Obama needs to license that Chrysler ad.
What bullshit Detroit exploitation ad is it this year?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PE5V4Uzobc
But seriously, halftime = end of first term and the GOP hates the auto bailouts.
Also Clint Eastwood and a lot of white people should play well with some demographic that is...
Madonna has made great music
witchsistah:
blackamazon:
Using black subcultures to ride her way all the way to glory………
On completely unironic display in all her leonine glory
I can’t even hate
I will analyze like a mofo but I can’t hate
Team Leo
She rode on the backs of not just Black culture but Latin@ culture too, especially Black and Latin@ gay culture (stealing vogueing wholesale from drag balls and watering...
minou replied to your post: Obama needs to license that Chrysler ad.
What bullshit Detroit exploitation ad is it this year?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PE5V4Uzobc
But seriously, halftime = end of first term and the GOP hates the auto bailouts.
Also Clint Eastwood and a lot of white people should play well with some demographic that is not me.