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Buffy the Vampire Slayer 3x04 - Beauty and the Beasts

WILLOW Now, he’s had his 2:00 feeding, and, uh, after sunrise, if he forgets where his clothes are, they’re on top of the file cabinet in his cage. I put those towels up for privacy.
XANDER Uh, no worries. I can handle the Oz Full Monty. I mean, not ‘handle’ handle, like ‘hands to flesh’ handle.
WILLOW Mm, okay. Well, it’s not for you. It’s for me, ‘cause I’m still getting used to half a Monty.
XANDER Oh. Good. Half? You and Oz? Which half?
WILLOW Wouldn’t you like to know?

Fuck off Xander. With your gay panic and none of your business questions. That is definitely the right response, Willow.

My Boyfriend’s Back.

XANDER We’re doing crime here. You don’t sneak up during crime.
CORDELIA God, have a… Okay! Scarred for life! Oh, God!

Charisma Carpenter has the best face.

PETE Hey, Debbie. Hey, listen. You know you shouldn’t make me mad. Huh? You know what happens. Debbie, please. Are you all right?
DEBBIE It’s okay. It’s okay.

This is a really good, if very blatant, example of how victims end up comforting their attackers

GILES This creature is especially brutal. I believe the phrase coined by the coroner when describing Mr. Platt was ‘pureed’. But he did confirm that Platt was killed shortly before Buffy found him.
FAITH Which means that he was killed during the day.
WILLOW Yes! Sorry. I got… I’ve just been… it’s horrible, horrible.

:-D

GILES All right. We’ll split up. Um, Faith, you and I team. Willow, stick with Buffy.
OZ And I’ll… go lock myself in the cage.

:-(

(;_;)

Transcripts by Angel versus Buffy