Buffy the Vampire Slayer 3x07 - Revelations

BUFFY I wouldn’t use the word dating, but I am going out with somebody. Tonight, as a matter of fact.
WILLOW Really? Who?
FAITH Yo, what’s up? Hey, time to motorvate.
BUFFY Really, we’re just good friends.

My present to you, Fuffy shippers.

GILES That was bracing.
BUFFY Interesting lady. Can we kill her?
GILES I think the council might frown upon that.

What is that God awful hat, Buffy.

The crashing cymbal of possible detection interrupts the classical guitar of infidelity

ANGEL No, don’t. Once you put it on, the glove can never be removed.
BUFFY So… no touching. Kinda like us.

Thanks for spelling out that metaphor.

BUFFY You were spying on me? What gives you the right?
CORDELIA What gives you the right to suck face with your demon lover again?
BUFFY It was an accident.
XANDER What, you just tripped and fell on his lips?
BUFFY It was wrong, okay? I know that, and I know that it can’t happen again. But you guys have to believe me. I would never put you in any danger. If I thought for a second that Angel was going to hurt anyone…
XANDER …you would stop him. Like you did last time with Ms. Calendar.

Xander isn’t really this dense, he just plays it up for the cameras.

GILES Be quiet. I won’t remind you that the fate of the world often lies with the Slayer. What would be the point? Nor shall I remind you that you’ve jeopardized the lives of all that you hold dear by harboring a known murderer. But sadly, I must remind you that Angel tortured me… for hours… for pleasure. You should have told me he was alive. You didn’t. You have no respect for me, or the job I perform.

A Giles reprimand is the worst kind.